Category: questionable freshness

Wearable compost is this season’s hottest look.

Is that a furry pancake?

I think this one’s growing mold

When in doubt, just put some sequins and a bunch of grass on your head.

Someone must have really loved artichokes.

Taking the phrase ‘head of lettuce’ literally

I think those are some sort of gigantic bug.

Well, I guess wearing a bunch of old fish netting on your head is one way to clean up the ocean.

This hat looks like it was woven from rotten banana peels.

It’s a head of cabbage!