Category: questionable freshness

Rotten cabbage is the most chic.  

Pretty sure those flowers are dying.

The world’s first ever fondant hat.

I guess dead leaves are as good as any.

Wearable compost is this season’s hottest look.

Is that a furry pancake?

I think this one’s growing mold

When in doubt, just put some sequins and a bunch of grass on your head.

Someone must have really loved artichokes.

Taking the phrase ‘head of lettuce’ literally