Category: historical hat hate

In case you’ve ever wanted to look like a gard…

In case you’ve ever wanted to look like a garden gnome.

Today on Historical Hat Hate: Four terrible ha…

Today on Historical Hat Hate: Four terrible hats for the price of one!

She looks very suspicious of that flower.

She looks very suspicious of that flower.

Proof that the velour space helmets come in co…

Proof that the velour space helmets come in colors other than blue

This just looks extremely itchy.

This just looks extremely itchy.

Oh joy…

Oh joy…

The weirdest thing about this hat is that you …

The weirdest thing about this hat is that you know someone looked at it at some point and legitimately thought, “what an elegant silhouette”.

I’m not entirely sure why you’d want a hat to …

I’m not entirely sure why you’d want a hat to look that much like a sphincter.

This one just looks like some sort of parasiti…

This one just looks like some sort of parasitic alien creature.

I guess that’s one way to cultivate an aura of…

I guess that’s one way to cultivate an aura of mystery.