Category: floral monstrosity

Because why would you want a bow that matches …

Because why would you want a bow that matches the flowers?

There have to be worse color combinations out …

There have to be worse color combinations out there, but I’m not sure where they are. It kind of looks like canned artichokes though…

Floral corn cob?

Floral corn cob?

I believe I can fly!

I believe I can fly!

This one just looks like a recycled hotel sofa…

This one just looks like a recycled hotel sofa.

The hat in front is so big that it’s folding i…

The hat in front is so big that it’s folding in on itself from the weight of those flowers

This one just looks kind of swollen

This one just looks kind of swollen

These flowers just look wilted and sad.

These flowers just look wilted and sad.

In case you couldn’t decide to go with feather…

In case you couldn’t decide to go with feathers, fake flowers, or dead birds

Is that a handle?

Is that a handle?