Category: floral monstrosity

This one just looks like some sort of parasiti…

This one just looks like some sort of parasitic alien creature.

That just looks impractical and itchy

That just looks impractical and itchy

Pretty sure that you’re supposed to throw out …

Pretty sure that you’re supposed to throw out your flowers once they get to be that color.

If you don’t have room in your yard for a gard…

If you don’t have room in your yard for a garden, you can always plant one on your head.

This hat would be great for someone who was af…

This hat would be great for someone who was afraid of getting hit by a car while crossing the street

This one just looks like three hats that were …

This one just looks like three hats that were fused together through some sort of bizarre occult ritual

Neither of these women look especially pleased…

Neither of these women look especially pleased to be wearing those hats…

Because why would you want a bow that matches …

Because why would you want a bow that matches the flowers?

There have to be worse color combinations out …

There have to be worse color combinations out there, but I’m not sure where they are. It kind of looks like canned artichokes though…

Floral corn cob?

Floral corn cob?