Category: dead things

When your hat is the size of a kitchen cabinet…

When your hat is the size of a kitchen cabinet, it might be time to rethink your fashion choices.

90% sure someone stepped on that hat at some p…

90% sure someone stepped on that hat at some point.

So that’s what happened to Pepe LePew

So that’s what happened to Pepe LePew

Put a (dead) bird on it.

Put a (dead) bird on it.

I’m not sure if that’s a hat or just a bunch o…

I’m not sure if that’s a hat or just a bunch of random stuff attached together

I think it’s missing a few feathers

I think it’s missing a few feathers

IT’S ALIVE!

IT’S ALIVE!

In case you were wondering what to do with tho…

In case you were wondering what to do with those clumps of hair in your shower drain.

Nothing more elegant than roadkill on your hea…

Nothing more elegant than roadkill on your head.

This one just looks like one of those scalp ma…

This one just looks like one of those scalp massager things