Category: dead things

The most natural of bird shapes.

The most natural of bird shapes.

Yep. That’s a totally normal shape for a bird …

Yep. That’s a totally normal shape for a bird to be in.

Blech.

Blech.

In case you want to be responsible for cruelty…

In case you want to be responsible for cruelty to multiple species of birds.

I think someone just wove a bunch of bird corp…

I think someone just wove a bunch of bird corpses together to make this hat

In case you want a bunch of caterpillars woven…

In case you want a bunch of caterpillars woven together

In case you like the look of an exploded bird,…

In case you like the look of an exploded bird, I guess.

When your hat is the size of a kitchen cabinet…

When your hat is the size of a kitchen cabinet, it might be time to rethink your fashion choices.

90% sure someone stepped on that hat at some p…

90% sure someone stepped on that hat at some point.

So that’s what happened to Pepe LePew

So that’s what happened to Pepe LePew